"The Prodigal Son's Return" joke

We were sitting in church a few weeks ago while the minister delivered a
sermon based on the timeless story of the prodigal son. When he got to
the point where the father sees his son returning and races out to meet
him, the minister said, "Throwing wide his arms, the father said..." at
which point my younger son leaned over to me and whispered "YOU'RE
GROUNDED!"

A Sunday school class was being quizzed on the prodigal son. The teacher asked one youngster, "Who was sorry when the prodigal son returned home?"

The boy gave it a lot of deep thought, then said, "The fatter calf."

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