"The Most Common Forms of Office Illness" joke
The "Macy's One Day Sale" Flu.
The "Drivers License Renewal Appointment" 24-Hour Virus.
The "Friday-Afternoon-Start-The-Weekend-Early" Sudden Unbearable Stomach Pains.
The "I'm Looking for a New Job and I Don't Know How Long
It's Going to Take, but I Want To Stay On The Payroll Until
Then" Mysterious Infection.
The "My Boyfriend's Got the Week Off So Suddenly I'm Too
Contagious To Come In To The Office" Disease.
The "I Need a Hair Cut and My Stylist Doesn't Make Evening
Appointments" Bout of Influenza.
The "There's No Federal Holidays for Two Months and I Want
a Day Off" Sickness.
The "It's Spring Break and I Want To Pretend I'm a Teenager
Again" General Ailment.
The "I've Screwed Up Royally and I Won't Come In To Face
the Music" Terminal Illness.
The following are actual church bulletin board bloopers found in churches across the United States.
11. "Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on' It's a Terrible Experience'."
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I can't find a cause for your illness, the doctor said. "Frankly, I think it's due to drinking.""In that case," replied his blonde patient, "I'll come back when you are sober."
Hypochondria is the only illness that I don`t have.
A man named Zhang Xuze, after having his bed repaired and embellished, wanted to show it off. As no one was likely to come into his bedroom to look at it, he hit upon an idea. Pretending to be ill, he kept to his bed so that his in-laws and friends might come over to see him. more...