"The Milkman" joke

A woman puts panties on her head to protect her hair whilst painting the walls. The doorbell rings and her small son answers it."Mum!" The boy shouts, "Take your panties off. The milkman's here and wants paying."

Your Moma is so poor when I saw her wobbling down the strret with one shoe, I hollered-"lost a shoe", and she said-"Nope... just found one..."

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Your momas so fat she left the house on high heels and came back on flip flops

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your mumma is so fat when she stands on the scales the scales say TO BE CONTINUED
your momma is so dumb when she gets locked in the supermarket she dies of starvation

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your momma is so stupid that she put a ruler under her bed to see how long she slept.

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A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well I was trying to commit suicide" the blonde replied.
"What?" sputtered more...

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