"The Lost Ball" joke

Two lawyers, Jon and Bill, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Bill a $50 bet. Bill agrees and they’re off.
They shoot a great game. After the 8th hole, Bill is ahead by one stroke, but cuts his ball into the rough on the 9th.
“Help me find my ball. Look over there, ” he says to Jon. After a few minutes, neither has any luck. Since a lost ball carries a four stroke penalty, Bill secretly pulls a ball from his pocket and tosses it to the ground.
“I’ve found my ball! ” he announces.
“After all of the years we’ve been partners and playing together, ” Jon says, “you’d cheat me out of a lousy 50 bucks? ”
“What do you mean, cheat? I found my ball sitting right there! ”
“And you’re a liar, too! ” Jon says. “I’ll have you know I’ve been STANDING on your ball for the last five minutes!

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