"The Gladiator" joke
A gladiator was having a rough day at the arena-his opponent had sliced off both of his arms. Nevertheless, he fought on, kicking and biting as furiously as he could. But when his opponent lopped off both feet, the gladiator had no choice but to give up. He was now both unarmed and defeated.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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