"The Gay Mafia" joke

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Have you ever heard of the Gay Mafia? No?
If you don't pay up, they come round your house, and criticize your curtains!

Q: How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to screw it in, one to watch, and one to shoot the witness.

Down around the Texas-Louisiana border, there has been a recent rash of illegal cock fighting, with quite a bit of gambling. The director of the Louisiana State Police finally bent to public pressure and sent an investigator to get to the bottom of the problem.
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What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government? Only one of them is organized.

The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were' protecting.' Feeling the heat from the police force, they decide to use a deaf person for this job, figuring if he were to get caught, he wouldn't be able to more...

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is organized.

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