"The Devil went down to Georgia not because he was ..." joke

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The Devil went down to Georgia not because he was looking for a soul to steal.. Chuck Norris took over hell for two weeks and told the Devil to get the fuck out.

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

My ex-wife's parents told her she could be anything she wanted to be. So she became a bitch.

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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