"The Dentist" joke
There once was this Vietnam vet who still occasionally had very vivid flasbacks. The man worked as a dentist and one day, he was doing a normal check-up, when a flashback hit him. He went crazy and repeatedly stabbed the patient. Needless to say, he was fired and needed another job.
The vet tried to think of places that wouldn't ask too many questions, so he walked down to the local McDonald's and applied for a position. They hired him and the first few weeks went well. But one day he was cooking a cheeseburger when another flashback hit him and he stabbed the hamburger into pulp. One of his co-workers turned and asked him with one question: "Are you a dentist?"
The corn dog "there once was three bums out side of a resterant. Two of the bums dared one of the bums to go in and beg for food. He goes inside and sees a lady. He goes up to her and begs for food she says only if you fuck me in the back room. He says ok. when they get thier he really did not want to do it so he looks to the side and sees some corn dogs she turned around he stuck the corn dog in her ass she said oh brcause she thought it was his dick she said do that again so he did it again he through them out the window because thay came out red so he got all he can eat he went out side and he said guys i got all i can eat they said so we got two condogs with katchup!
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