"The Brunette, the Redhead, and the Blonde" joke
A brunette, redhead, and blonde were sitting at a bar, sharing small talk over a few beers. Somehow the conversation turns to sex. They give each other tips on blow jobs, and what feels the best when having the man return the favor.
Talk continues until "looseness" comes up. The brunette brags, "I'm so loose, you could put your fist in me!" The redhead scoffs at the brunette and says "I'm so loose, you could put your head in me!" They look to the blonde waiting. She just laughs and slides over the barstool.
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