"The Bacon Brothers" joke
I always get the Bacon Brothers confused.So I made myself this cheat sheet:
Kevin N. Bacon - Actor
Michael A. Bacon - Musician
Chris P. Bacon - Delicious
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!
Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...