"The Art of the Deal" joke

In a brilliant piece of public relations, Donald Trump gave hard-partying Miss America a chance to retain her title.

In another brilliant public relations coup, Trump also announced he will be changing the name of the Miss America pageant to Girls Gone Wild.



Miss America Tara Connor demonstrates how she convinced Trump to give her another chance

A blonde lady goes into an auto parts store and asks for a seven-ten cap.
All the clerks look at each other, and one says, "What's a seven-ten cap?"
She says, "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost and some how and I need a new more...

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My penis is so big, it fired Trump.

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I`m not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.

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Donald Trump, part owner of the Miss USA Pageant, has decided not to dethrone Miss USA Tara Conner for engaging in "inappropriate conduct" for a young woman.

Experts believe Trump's show of compassion came from his realization that, in order to avoid more...

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Miss USA Tara Conner, who had come under criticism amid rumors she had been frequenting bars while underage, will be allowed to keep her title, Donald Trump announced Tuesday.

"I've always been a believer in second chances," Trump, who owns the Miss Universe more...

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