"The Amazing Apple Tree" joke
The owner of an apple orchard invited a local patent office representative to visit his orchard so he could apply for a patent on some of his hybrid apples. The patent officer informed the man that a patent could not be issued for apples, because hybrid or not, they were God's creation. The farmer said, "Yeah, but once you've seen and tasted my apples I'm sure you'll change your mind."
The farmer took the patent officer to one of his trees and told him to pick an apple from the tree and taste it. The patent officer picked an apple, tasted it and exclaimed, "Wow, that tastes just like an orange!" The farmer said, "Now turn it over and take a bite." The patent officer did just that and exclaimed, "Wow, this side tastes just like a banana!" The farmer said, "Now you see why I want this patented. I've developed this breed of apple scientifically."
The patent officer remained firm, that an apple or any other fruit is not eligible for a patent.
The farmer said, "Now I want you to sample an apple from one of my other trees. You won't believe it, but these apples taste just like pussy!" "Oh, be serious!" the patent officer exclaimed. So the farmer plucked an apple off the tree and presented it to the patent officer saying, "Just give it a try."
So, the patent officer took a bite, began to gag, and spit it out saying, "That tastes like shit!" The farmer replied, "Turn it over!"
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