"Teen takes $25,000 in texting contest" joke

A thirteen-year-old girl from Pennsylvania was crowned LG National Texting champion on Saturday after she typed "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" from "Mary Poppins" in 15 seconds, earning her the $25,000 top prize.

According to the winner's parents, the money will just about cover last month's Cingular bill.