"Take 5, Heroin Addicts" joke

Heroin users should avoid the drug because some supplies have been tainted with a powerful painkiller blamed for hundreds of deaths nationwide since mid-April, law enforcement officials urged on Tuesday.
Rather, the D.E.A. suggests addicts downgrade to crystal meth for a few weeks just to be safe, until they officially clear the tracks for the H-train again.
Your cooperation in this matter is greatly appreciated.

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