"Tact is the ability to describe" joke

Hot 1 year ago

Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said' Are you going to help?' I said' No, six should be enough.'

I would like to find the person who invented sex and see what he's working on now.

My husband says I never listen to him. At least I think that's what he said.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it off.

Be first to comment!
remember me
follow replies
Funny Joke? 2 vote(s). 100% are positive. 0 comment(s).