"Swear Words" joke
Two young brothers are getting ready for bed. The eleven year old announces to his younger brother that he's going to use a swear word the next day. He thinks it will be fun and bring some excitement to their lives. The eight year old decides that he too will use a swear word the next day.
The eleven year old decides to use "hell"; the eight year old decides to use "ass".
The next morning their mother asks the eleven year old what he wants for breakfast.
"Well, hell," says the eleven year old, I'll have some Cheerios."
The mother goes ballistic upon hearing this bad word and launches into a five minute tirade on the evils of using bad words.
When she finally settles down, she turns to the eight year old and asks him what he wants for breakfast.
"You can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios!" he tells her.
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