"Stitches" joke

Hot 10 months agoby justincider

I had the wife in stitches last night.

That'll teach her to overcook my steak.

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

- Fuck off, ninja!
- Nan, thats a muslim.

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