"Stitches" joke

Hot 2 years agoby justincider

I had the wife in stitches last night.

That'll teach her to overcook my steak.

I've been fucking this really sexy bird who is a twin.
My mate asked me how I told her apart from the other twin?
I said it was easy. Her brother has a beard.

You know you're Taliban if...

You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

You own a 3000 quid machine gun and 5000 quid rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

You have more wives than teeth.

You think vests more...

- Wave properly you stupid bitch!
- Nan please, that's the Queen

A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?"
The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your more...

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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John Smith:10 people are in stitches
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