"Stitches" joke

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I had the wife in stitches last night.

That'll teach her to overcook my steak.

A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took the scientist more...

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- nan get out of the trolley

'go back to africa, go back to india!'
'Nan shut up were at the zoo.'

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins: "When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy more...

I'll never forget my girlfriend's dying words to me:

"For god's sake, put the fucking knife down!"

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