"Stitches" joke

Hot 5 months agoby justincider

I had the wife in stitches last night.

That'll teach her to overcook my steak.

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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