"Stitches" joke

Hot 7 months agoby justincider

I had the wife in stitches last night.

That'll teach her to overcook my steak.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.”

Watson replied: “I see more...

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

Three guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator.
While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.
The first guy says, "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know...
Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."
The second guy says, "I'm a more...

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John Smith:10 people are in stitches
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