"Square Boobs" joke
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?
A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said, "Honey be very careful when you drive the ball-don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix."The wife teed up and more...
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.