"Square Boobs" joke

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Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?
A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

Take my advice: I don't use it anyway.

FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: October 1, 2009

RE: Gala Christmas Party

I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd, starting at noon in the private function room more...

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer.
"I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows," the groom said. "When you get to me and the part where it asks if I promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'forsaking more...

What do you say to a baby Jewish American Princess?
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Anonym:and the day is saved! thanks to Jenny
Anonym:why is the writer of this joke probably blond? Because tissue boxes are not square, theyre rectangular prisms
Anonym:I just see next Japanese invention... square bra's :)))))
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