"Some people piss their name in the snow. Chuc..." joke

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Some people piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris pisses his name in concrete

chuck norris is the only person that can kick you in the back of the face

Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

My ex-wife's parents told her she could be anything she wanted to be. So she became a bitch.

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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