"Some people piss their name in the snow. Chuc..." joke

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Some people piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris pisses his name in concrete

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.

Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I asked to see your ticket, not your more...

Q:How do you kill a blonde?
A:Stick a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

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