"Snowman From A Snowwoman" joke

How can you tell a Snowman from a Snowwoman?
The Snowwoman is the one wearing the make-up!
How do snowmen greet each other?
Ice to meet you!
How do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
How do you get milk from a polar bear?
Rob its fridge and run like mad.
I'll bet you can't tell me where my mother comes from!
That's cheating!
What bird gasps and pants at the North Pole?
A puffin.
What did the snowman's girlfriend give him when she was mad at him?
The cold shoulder!
What do snow kids have for breakfast?
Ice Krispies!
What do snowmen have for breakfast?
What do snowmen like on their burgers?
Chilly saunce!

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