"Snail's Pace" joke

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A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn't see anyone.
He glances down, sees a snail there and being the conscientious gardener he is, tosses the snail across the road, into a field, away from his property.
Ten years go by, and one day the man hears a knock at the door, but once again, doesn't find anyone there when he answers.
He looks down, sees a snail there.
The snail looks up at him, and in a tiny voice demands, - "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?"

A snail was moving along the beach when he happened to look back behind him and saw three turtles wearing leather jackets.
After moving along for about four weeks, the snail looked back again and saw that the three turtles were still there and closing in on him. So, the more...

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Emma!
Emma who?
Emma bit cold out here, can you let me in?

Three men are driving in a car when it breaks down on an abandoned road: A Hindu man, a Jewish man, and a Polish man. After walking for a few miles, they come across a farm with a barn. Desperately seeking a place to sleep for the night, they knock on the door and ask the farmer more...

Knock knock
whose there?
avery
avery who?
aver is a gay homo that liks his dogs butt!
lol lol lol lo lol lol lo

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