"Skydiving and scuba are similar," joke

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Skydiving and scuba are similar, skydivers just run out of air faster.

One day Sisyphus and Oedipus meet.
Oedipus: Hello, rollingstone.
Sisyphus: Hello, motherfucker.

There were 3 bees, a squirrel and a man in a car.They were driving along a country lane and the car broke down.

The first bee said, " dont worry ill give us a few extra miles by peeing in the tank",
it worked, for a couple of miles that is until they more...

Two guys were hiking in the mountains when they came across an old mine shaft going straight down into the ground."Wow," said the first guy. "I wonder how deep it is?""I dunno," said the second. "Let's find out." With that, he dropped a more...

Bosses are like legs... When they get to the top, they become asses.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a hamster. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny more...

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