"Skydiving and scuba are similar," joke

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Skydiving and scuba are similar, skydivers just run out of air faster.

Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving.

A man's wife is his better half, but his mistress is his better hole.

A four-year-old boy asked his friend what a penis was. His friend's response was that he did not know and he would ask his dad.

That evening the second boy asked his dad. His dad gladly exposed himself to his son and with his penis in hand said, "Son this is a more...

My wife says I'm too nosey... at least, that's what she wrote in her diary.

Bosses are like legs... When they get to the top, they become asses.

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