"Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundh..." joke
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors
Don't criticize your wife...if she were perfect, she would have married much better than you.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
When the Boogeyman goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.