"Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundh..." joke

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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

The lesson is what you read in the fine print. The experience is what you get when you don't.

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Teamwork is essential - it allows you to blame someone else.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do criticize that person, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

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