"Signs You Doctor is Too Old" joke

He brags about having delivered Strom Thurmond.

He leaves three times in the middle of surgery to pee.

He's always yelling at kids running across his waiting room.

Instead of hooking you up to an EKG, he accidentally wires you up to a TV set showing "Murder She Wrote".

He tells you about the latest in anesthesia.. . and then hands you a bullet to bite on.

He worked at Mt. Sinai.. . unfortunately it was with Moses.

Says he's skeptical about this new penicillin drug.

Says the tonsils will have to come out. The only problem is.. . he's giving you a rectal exam.

After installing a pacemaker, he says a second heart operation will be needed to retrieve his missing teeth.

After discovering he's out of colostomy bags, he says, "Here, use mine".

When he pulls out thermometer and says "102".. . he's talking about his age.

You see him tapping that Knee Hammer on a 5 iron.

Says he served as a medic during the war.. . the Civil War.

He was Eve's gynecologist.

Hanging on his wall is a copy of the Hippocratic Oath.. . signed by Hippocrates

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