"Signs And Notices 03" joke
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.
At a Santa Fe gas station: “We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container. ”
In a New York restaurant: “Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager. ”
On the wall of a Baltimore estate: “Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.-Sisters of Mercy”
On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaners: “38 years on the same spot. ”
In a Los Angeles dance hall: “Good clean dancing every night but Sunday. ”
In a Florida maternity ward: “No children allowed. ”
In a New York drugstore: “We dispense with accuracy. ”
In the offices of a loan company: “Ask about our plans for owning your home. ”
In a New York medical building: “Mental Health Prevention Center”
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