"Signs And Notices 01" joke

These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.
Found written on the wall in front of a photocopier of a company going through hardships: ” DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE - XEROX YOUR PAYCHECKS ”
At a car dealership in Maryland to announce new seat belt legislation: “Belt your family. It’s the law. ”
Seen while traveling in the Yucatan Peninsula: “Broken English spoken perfectly”
At an Applebee’s restaraunt: “Notice: affective immediately! A new 6% tax will be charged for the cost of collecting taxes! ”
Fitness Center sign: “Self Esteem is feeling good about yourself - regardless of the facts. ”
In restaurant: “Open seven days a week and weekends. ”
On the freeway in Boston during a MAJOR transformation of the streets and bridges, etc: “Rome wasn’t built in a day. If it was we would have hired their contractor. ”
A sign in front of an advertising agency in south superhighway, Philippines: “A business with no sign is a sign of no business”
A sign in front of a Macadamia Nut Factory in Hawaii: “Caution: Nuts crossing road. ”

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