"Short Jokes 14" joke

Q: What did one light bulb say to another light bulb?
A: You are the light of my life.

Q: Why did the golfer take and extra pair of pants for his Saturday round of golf?
A: In case he got a hole in one.

Q. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?
A. In case he got a hole in one!

Q: What flowers have two lips?
A: Tulips

Q: They travel all over the world but end up in the corner, what are they?
A: Stamps

Q: Why didn't the farmer cry when his dairy cow fell off the cliff?
A: There's no use crying over split milk.

Q: Ten copycats were sitting in a boat, and one jumped out. How many were left?
A: None. They were all copycats.

Q: What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailor?
A: A jeweler sells watches. A jailer watches cells.

Q: What is a bachelor?
A: A man who never Mrs. (misses) anyone.

Q: Why do cows have bells?
A: Because their horns don't work.

Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels!

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