"Shooting Cans!" joke

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A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.
"Can I help you sir?, asked the shopkeeper".
Ah, yes...I want to buy a .44 Magnum please.
The shopkeeper informs the man that the .44 is a very powerful gun, and asks the customer what he's going to use it for.
The man replies, "I want to shoot cans!"
What? Cans! You don't need a .44 to shoot cans sir, a much smaller gun would do, advised the shopkeeper.
The customer has enough and finally says, "Shut up and give me the dang .44 Mag...I want to shoot AmeriCans, MexiCans, and AfriCans!

A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun."Can I help you sir?, asked the shopkeeper".Ah, yes...I want to buy a .44 Magnum please.The shopkeeper informs the man that the .44 is a very powerful gun, and asks the customer what he's going to use it for.The man replies, more...

A duck went to a shop went up one aisle downt the other up one down the other then he went over to a shopkeeper and asked do you have any duck food? the shopkeeper said no the next day the duck came back to the shop and went up one aisle and down the other up one and down the more...

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irg:I heard this joke but it was PuertoriCans instead of ameriCans
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