"Shaun = Shit" joke

There were three boys named Matt, Loco, and Shaun. One day they all join the Cub Scouts.
They are going hiking in the woods today in class, and when they got there they discovered a cave in the woods.
Shaun and Loco dared Matt to go in, so he goes in trying to look brave and he comes out saying “ooooh, god damn that felt good”
They asked him what happend, Matt said “A lady put a donut on my dick and ate it off.
Then Matt and Shaun dared Loco to go in, so he does… and the same thing happened.
Then Loco and Matt dared Shaun to go in and he comes out crying like a bitch that he is.
They ask whats wrong. Shaun (crying) says”She told me to go buy a box of Cheerios”.

comments (0)