"Scuba Diving Novice" joke

It was Mr. Hardy's lifelong dream to go scuba diving, and one day he decided to do it. He went to a sporting goods store and spent a fortune on scuba diving gear. He got everything he needed and more - outfit, oxygen tanks - the works.

The next morning he drove out to a reef, put on his gear, and plunged into the ocean. As he dove deeper, he spotted a man swimming near the bottom in just his swimming trunks. Getting out his underwater notepad, Mr. Hardy scrawled a message ot the man that said, "How can you swim without scuba-diving gear?"

The man took the notepad from Mr. Hardy and wrote back, "I'm not swimming, you idiot! I'm drowning!"

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