"Screw you" joke
Ma and Pa are sitting on the front porch swing, rocking. Pa says to Ma,' 'Screw you Ma.'' A minute goes by, and Ma says to Pa,' 'Screw you Pa.'' Again, a minute goes by, and Pa says to Ma,' 'Screw you Ma.'' Another minute goes by, and Ma says to Pa,' 'Screw you Pa.'' Yet another minute goes by, and Pa says to Ma,' 'Screw you Ma.'' A minute later, Ma says to Pa,' 'Screw you Pa.'' A couple of minutes go by, and Pa says to Ma,' 'I don't know about you Ma, but I just don't get too much out of this oral sex stuff!''
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...
Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors
"How I Met Your Mother", is the story Chuck Norris tells to everybody.
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink. Suddenly, a man hollers at him,' 'I screwed your mom last night!'' Disturbed, the man tries to ignore him.
Again, he hears,' 'Your mom was good in bed last night!'' Again, he tries to ignore it.
The man is more...