"Save the trees" joke

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Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl.

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, one of the largest department store chains. He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said.' I'd like to buy a bra for my wife'

'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.

'Type?' inquires the man' more...

My wife says I never listen... or something like that...

I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what's telling me that.

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

A Cucumber a Pickle and a penis are sitting around talking about how difficult each of their lives are. The cucumber says "I have it the toughest i get chopped up and put into salads." The pickle responds " well i get put into a jar for months filled with my own more...

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Tats:This will never be a motto for Greenpeace! ))
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