"Same Illness" joke
A man named Zhang Xuze, after having his bed repaired and embellished, wanted to show it off. As no one was likely to come into his bedroom to look at it, he hit upon an idea. Pretending to be ill, he kept to his bed so that his in-laws and friends might come over to see him. His brother-in-law, You Yangzi, who had a pair of new stockings knitted, wanted to show it off, too. The day he came over to see Zhang, he purposely tucked up his robe as he sat down and lifted one leg, putting the ankle of it on the knee of the other. Then he inquired: "Well, what's wrong with you?" Zhang Xuzi, looking at him for some time, could not help smiling. "We have the same illness," was the reply.
The following are actual church bulletin board bloopers found in churches across the United States.
11. "Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on' It's a Terrible Experience'."
12. "Due to more...
I can't find a cause for your illness, the doctor said. "Frankly, I think it's due to drinking.""In that case," replied his blonde patient, "I'll come back when you are sober."
Hypochondria is the only illness that I don`t have.
The "Macy's One Day Sale" Flu.
The "Drivers License Renewal Appointment" 24-Hour Virus.
The "Friday-Afternoon-Start-The-Weekend-Early" Sudden Unbearable Stomach Pains.
The "I'm Looking for a New Job and I Don't Know How more...