"Rooftop Sunbathing" joke
A blonde was spending most of her vacation sunbathing on the hotel roof. The first day she wore a bathing suit. However, on the second day she decided that no one could see her way up there, so she slipped out of it to get an even tan.
She had hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs. Since she was lying on her stomach, she just pulled a towel over her rear.
"Excuse me miss," said the out of breath, flustered assistant manager of the hotel. "The hotel doesn't mind you sunbathing on the roof, but we would appreciate it if you would wear a bathing suit as you did yesterday!"
"What difference does it make?" she calmly asked. "No one can see me up here and besides, I am covered with a towel."
"Not exactly, miss," replied the embarrassed man. "You happen to be lying on the dining room skylight!"
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