"Right guard" joke
your momma is so nasty, she makes right guard go left.
yo mamas so ugly-they had to put a steak around its neck just to get the dog to play with her.
yo mamas so ugly- she made freddy crouger have nightmares.
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Your mamas so old, that when i told her to act her age she dropped dead!!!
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Your mamas so fat it takes a train and two busses just to get on her good side
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