"Remarkable Golf Ball" joke

As the two golfers were approaching the first tee, one of them goes in his golf bag and pulls out a green golf ball. Turning to his friend, he says, "Here George, try this ball. You can't lose it."
"What do you mean, you can't lose it?" asks George.
"Seriously, you can't lose it," replies the first golfer. "Hit it into the woods and it makes a beeping sound. Hit it into the water and it produces bubbles. Hit it on the fairway and smoke comes up so you can find it."
"Gee, that's remarkable! Where did you get that ball?" George asks.
"I found it!" answers the first golfer.

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