"Reincarnation" joke

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I don't believe in reincarnation, which is strange, because in a previous existence, I did.

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna figure this out?

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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