"Reincarnation" joke

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I don't believe in reincarnation, which is strange, because in a previous existence, I did.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

A young woman goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never more...

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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