"Redneck Tantrum" joke
This guy Jed has been walking for hours after being stranded. He finally comes upon a house. Jed goes up to the front door and knocks and a lady answers.
Jed explains what happened and asks, "Could I have some food or something to drink."
The lady tells him, "No. You must go away."
Jed begs and begs; the lady keeps saying no.
He finally asks, "Do you want me to throw a redneck tantrum?"
She says, "I don't care what you do, but if you don't leave, I'm calling the police."
He goes over to he clothes line, rips all her clothes off the line, throws them on the ground, and stomps on them. Then he goes over to he cat and tears all of its hair out. After that he goes over to her donkey and kisses it.
Finally the lady calls the police and says, "He tore off my clothes, ripped the hair out of my pussy, and just kissed my ass!"
The officer on the phone line says, "Sorry ma'am but by the time we get the you're going to be fucked."
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