"'Real' Real Estate Definitions" joke

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'Real' Real Estate Definitions
Charming: Tiny. Snow White might fit, but five of the dwarfs would have to find their own place. See "Cute," "Enchanting," and "Good Starter Home."
Much Potential: Grim. Steer clear unless you have a lot of money and believe your blind dates really did have nice personalities.
Unique City Home: Used to be a warehouse.
Hi-Tech/Contemporary: Lots of steel shelving with little holes - the kind your dad used to store tools on in the basement.
Daring Design: Still a warehouse
Completely Updated: Avocado dishwasher and harvest gold carpeting or vice versa.
Sophisticated: Black walls and no windows. See "Architect's Delight."
One-Of-A-Kind: Ugly as sin.
Brilliant Concept: Do you really need a two-story live oak in your 30-foot sky dome? See "Makes Dramatic Statement."
Upper Bracket: If you have to ask...
You'll Love It: No, you won't.
Must See To Believe: An absolutely accurate statement.

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