"Rare Dolphin Killed" joke
Two Bangladeshi fishermen raised controversy after they beat a rare dolphin to death. They claimed they did it in shock because they had never seen something like it before.
Using the same excuse, Clay Aiken then punched a vagina.
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...
What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!
How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin!
What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune!
Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!