Question: What happened to Mr.T and Chuck Norris these days? Why aren't they
making films anymore?
Answer: RAMBO happened!
Go to movies and order extra salty popcorn. When crabs go to get a drink, change seats on them.
Your momma is so fat she saw a yellow bus full of whit people and said HEY STOP THAT TWINKIE.
Bill and Binny were couple. Biny wanted to give surprise on their 1st Anniversary. So Binny decided to having tattoo of Letter B on both hips each, and she had. On return to home, she saw her hubby Bill was sitting on Sofa, so she turned back and dropped the pant and showed the more...
Your Momma so fat everytime she sees a bus drive by she yells "Stop that twinkie"!
Kermit the Frog is getting sued by Miss Piggy for Sexual Harassment. She finally had enough of his greeting every time he called her on the phone: "Hi, Hoe - Kermit the Frog here..."