"Rambo" joke

Kermit the Frog is getting sued by Miss Piggy for Sexual Harassment. She finally had enough of his greeting every time he called her on the phone: "Hi, Hoe - Kermit the Frog here..."

Your momma is so fat she saw a yellow bus full of whit people and said HEY STOP THAT TWINKIE.

your momma so fat they had to greese the door frame and hold a twinkie at the otherside just to get her threw !

Bill and Binny were couple. Biny wanted to give surprise on their 1st Anniversary. So Binny decided to having tattoo of Letter B on both hips each, and she had. On return to home, she saw her hubby Bill was sitting on Sofa, so she turned back and dropped the pant and showed the more...

Your Momma so fat everytime she sees a bus drive by she yells "Stop that twinkie"!