"Quotes of Yogi Berra" joke

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Yogi Berra Quotes

"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."

"Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical."

"If the people don't want to come out to the park, nobody's gonna stop them."

"No wonder nobody comes here; it's too crowded."

"We made too many wrong mistakes."

"You can observe a lot by just watching."

"I usually take a two-hour nap from 1 to 4." - Yogi Berra

One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,"You bitch, your cunt is too hairy! Whell your dick is to small bastard!"The boy was curious about these new words so he went in the room and asked what they meant. The startled parents did their best more...

The chairman of the Chicago Board of Election Commisioners visited a 114 year old woman who registered to vote for the upcoming election. During the press conference, the woman's 82 year old grandson said that he doubted whether she would actually vote on February 5th, since she more...

The young lad had applied for a job, and was asked his full name. "Aloysius Montmorency Geoghan," he replied. "How do you spell that?" asked the manager. "Er? sir? er? cant you just put it down without spelling it?"

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Torch!
Torch who?
Torch you'd never ask!

The woman cocked her ear. "Quick it's my husband coming through the front door. Hide in the bathroom" she cried. The lover ran into the bathroom as she hid his clothes under the bed and as she turned back, her husband came through the bedroom door. "What are you more...

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