"Questions Kids Ask" joke

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?What WAS the best thing before sliced bread?What would chairs look like if our knees bent the other way?If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?If you cross a four leaf clover with poison ivy, would you get a rash of good luck?If all the world's a stage, and all the people players, why isn't there better acting on' Baywatch'?If a no-armed man has a gun, is he armed?If you got into a taxi and the driver starts driving backwards, does she/he owe you money?If con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress?If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?

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