"Q" joke

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Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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