"Q" joke

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Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

Q: What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
A: Snowballs!

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was hit by the first koala.
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
Because it thought it was a game and joined in.

What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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