Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.
Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!