Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.
Jimmy came up to his father one day and asked for a car. His father said, "Jimmy once your dick reaches your asshole, you can have a car." Two years later, Jimmy told his dad that his dick was able to reach his asshole. His father turned to him and said, "Well more...
Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!