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Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can more...

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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