"Putting the "ATE" back in "EmaciATEd"" joke

A woman was charged with child abuse for starving her 9-year-old daughter, who weighed only 42 pounds when found.
In her defense, the mother said, "There are children starving in Africa, and no one's arresting THEIR parents."
Then she tried, "How about, we're fighting a War on Obesity?"
After living with her grandparents for a month, the child healthily gained 25 pounds.
So she's well on her way to being a perfectly normal teenage girl, right on track to develop an eating disorder that will make her long for her skinnier days.
(Which she'll arguably be more prepared to relive, prompting her mother to say "You're welcome" from prison.)

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