"Proud little girl" joke
a little boy and girl were playing one day when the little boy opens his pants and says, bet you dont have one of these! The little girl lifts her skirt, looks down, begins to cry then runs home to her mother.The next day, the little girl approaches the boy, lifts her skirt and with a big grin states:My mommy told me with one of these i can get all of those i want!
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful blonde was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too more...
A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."
Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?
To keep her legs closed