"Protestant Sex" joke

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Q:Why don't protestants have sex standing up?
A:because they don't want anyone to think they're dancing.

I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what's telling me that.

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

When the surgeon came to see his blonde patient on the day after her operation, she asked him somewhat hesitantly just how long it would be before she could resume her sex life.
"Uh, I hadn't really thought about it," admitted the stunned surgeon. You're the first more...

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