"Protestant Sex" joke

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Q:Why don't protestants have sex standing up?
A:because they don't want anyone to think they're dancing.

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

A guy was standing in front of the gorilla cage at his local zoo when along came a gust of wind which swept some dust into his eye. The guy rubbed his eyelid which sent the gorilla crazy. He bent open the bars, and beat the guy senseless.
When the guy finally came to his more...

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence.

Wise men talk because they have something to say, Fools talk because they have to say something.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

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