"Prank call" joke

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(To be left on an answering machine, or as a general prank call)
"You know, the strangest thing happened to me today... I asked the devil for a condom, and he gave me three. I asked the devil for a dollar, and he gave me ten. Then I asked the devil for a ho and he gave me this number."

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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Anonym:that was a dumb joke you don't know how to do a real joke. that was the WORST joke ever your stupid.
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