"Practical Exam" joke
In A Medical College Practical Exam, During Viva, The Doctor Asked Santa:' Can You Give An Example Of An Amphibion?'
Santa Singh Replied:' A Frog'
Doctor:' Very Good. Can Give Another Example?' Asked The Doctor.
'Another Frog!' Answered Santa Singh.
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...
The Utah Jazz collected their 12th straight victory. In celebration, Utah residents might even stay up til midnight.
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.