"Poof" joke

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A married couple, both 60 years old, were celebrating their 35th anniversary. During their party, a fairy appeared to congratulate them and grant them each one wish. The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand and POOF-the wife had tickets in her hand for a world cruise.
Next, the fairy asked the husband what he wanted. He said, "I wish I had a wife 30 years younger than me." So the fairy picked up her wand and POOF - the husband was 90.

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.

I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what's telling me that.

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